sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!
eating something off the kids menu because your mom didn’t have a coupon